February 2011
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20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
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A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
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January 2011
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Stoned thoughts...
It’s 2011. Why am I driving myself?
Shouldn’t I be…like floating?!
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Mary and Max a movie about Pen Pals
“Unfortunately in America babies do not come from Beer cans. When I was younger, my mother told me that they came from eggs. If you were Jewish a Rabbi laid them, Catholic a priest laid them, and if you were Atheist than a dirty prostitute laid them for you.”
“When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr. Ravioli. My Psychiatrist says I don’t need him...
“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical...”
– Allen Ginsberg
Anonymous asked: I think you're pretty (&) rad.
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your mail is freaking awesome. where do you find...
I search flickr/etsy for cool looking things. Usually retro or kitschy stuff and scrapbooking stuff and I just create the envelopes like a collage. It’s so much fun.
Ask me anything
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Where I go, when I go there
No more shadows anymore Only men with golden fins The rhythm in them, rocking with them, to shore.
Where I go, when I go there No more weeping anymore Only in and out your lips The broken wishes, washing with them, to shore.
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Snow... Rain... Snowy Rain... Snow...
daysinboston:
make up your mind, Boston
I just had to shovel my steps because there are icicles hanging from my roof that are dripping on the stairs and then FREEZING because of this rain/snow. FUCKKK.
WHERE IS MY SUMMER.
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I wanted to point out some of the beautiful things...
“You have to find peace and love within yourself. Forget about everyone else.”
“You are not alone, you are a beautiful, talented individual, and you are loved. Smile because each day is new and wonderful and you’re alive to see it.”
“But still now. Being ill, hating that I’m living a lie and I don’t have a penny in my name, I still hav hope. I...
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Dalton's friend Mikey works at Mcdonalds
he told us he mixes the sweet tea and lemonade and he calls it
RONALD PALMER.
LMFAO.
Dalton also told me that ALDI has oreos but they taste really bad so he calls them
POOREOS.
Good times.
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iamtheslaughter asked: I read your post about depression, and I just want you to know that you're not alone. During my jr high and high school years I often contemplated suicided, and went so far as to attempt it once. You are not alone, you are a beautiful, talented individual, and you are loved. Smile because each day is new and wonderful and you're alive to see it.
iamtheslaughter asked: I read your post about depression, and I just want you to know that you're not alone. During my jr high and high school years I often contemplated suicided, and went so far as to attempt it once. You are not alone, you are a beautiful, talented individual, and you are loved. Smile because each day is new and wonderful and you're alive to see it.
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